Willow African Grey Parrot

Description

👑 Introducing HRH Willow – The Royal African Grey 🦜✨

Greetings, subjects. You may address me as HRH Willow, and yes, I am a princess. (I am also a 13-year-old African Grey, but that’s merely a detail.)

My Royal Requirements

🏰 Experienced staff only. I am fiercely independent and require attentive, well-trained humans to cater to my needs.
🤴👸 No preference for male or female staff, but young subjects and dogs? Not quite to my royal liking.
🦜 Supervised free time is a must. I was accustomed to unlimited access to my kingdom, but I now understand that safety comes first. I’m content chewing a box in my cage, provided I am given my proper outside hours with staff in attendance.

My Royal Talents & Charms

🎤 A lady of words. I say “crikey” and “blimey” (a bit unrefined, I admit). I also deliver a perfectly executed burp—but worry not, I do excuse myself like the lady I am.
🔐 Master escape artist. I have perfected the art of escaping through my food doors, but my current staff have inconveniently locked them up tight.
🏠 Luxury accommodations. I reside in my private apartment, furnished with an array of toys for my royal amusement.
🍽️ Food is the key to my heart. A small treat in my food bowl will have me return to my quarters with little fuss.
💆‍♂️ Selective with affection. A brief scritch may be permitted, but if I am not in the mood, I will bestow a dignified nip—a gentle reminder of your place.

Are You Worthy?

If you believe you are deserving of my presence, I shall consider granting you an audience. I hope, for your sake, that you meet my high expectations.

HRH Willow 👑✨